haven't traveled that much and out of that limited international travel it has been all on Emirates, i am going to share a funny (as per my friends it was funny to be being the victim it was annoying like anything) story about a DXB -> KHI flight.
KHI - DXB - MUN - DXB - KHI (Karachi - Dubai - Munich - Dubai - Karachi)
From Karachi to Dubai it was horrible, from Dubai to Munich it was the most amazing flight ever as it was none other than A380 .. amazing plane, amazing service can't complain about anything, Even the economy seats in the A380 were comfy and had enough room.
Now comes the funny/annoying story, Coming from DXB to KHI it was i think 8am flight, first due to a technical problem the board started at the scheduled take off time, i was under lot of stress and anxiety plus was up all night (had to cancel all meetings and plans and had to rush back to Karachi because my daughter was impatient to come in this world). I ended up sitting with a pathan bhai (with all due respect to my pathan brothers here) he seemed like a labour type person and his sole aim in the fucking life was to press every button on the seat and remote, once he was satisfied with his side he decided to see if buttons on my seat and turn table does the same or not.
Annoyed like anything i asked the polite air hostess if i can sit in the front aisle seat since plane was nearly empty, she said i could after take off i can, during taxi that particular person sitting next to me was on his mobile explaining each and everything to someone in pushto while not having his seat belt on, when he was sternly told by air hostess to turn it off and wear belt he shut the phone off and much to my amusement tied the seat belt like shalwar ka naara i was like WTF I NEED TO FUCKING REACH KARACHI NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW !!!!!
After take off i immediately sat in front window seat trying to admire DXB from air just to have a strange sensation on my elbow, it turns out that pathan bhai was not done fucking with my mind had somehow managed to squeeze his leg from the gap and his "clean" feet were rubbing against my elbow ... i changed my seat again and nodded off (thankfully)