Ok so i finally FINALLY got around to watching The Original Trilogy after years of hearing about it from references in TV shows to Darth Vader parodies to whatnots
Downloaded the HD Version, gathered a couple of cousins who are movie buffs also anxious to see what the hype
I was gonna post it in the Movies Thread but i believe this requires its own thread as i want Feedback from all those who have watched it and no Uncles :wink2:
Is this seriously worth the amount of praise it gets?
Is it not a very very Overrated Franchise?
Are the Jedi completely and absolutely Useless? -_-
I went in hoping that im about to watch a series that might become one of the my favorite franchises
Following is my take one the Series (Spoilers)
Spoiler: show
Now i started the movie with the mindset that yes it is a 1977 Film and i will treat its visuals as such
Star Wars: A New Hope
So the first movie started out slowly and being impressed by the amount of Ratings and fan following the movie has we patiently watched but just couldnt bear it
The annoying Droids and Chewbacca, the absolutely STUPID Storm Troopers, the Stick in the a$$ Darth Vader along with the garbage fight scenes and that HARDCORE FIGHT Between Obi Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader -________________- what the F was that.
Chalo it was 1977 but the Dialogues? The Story? :S
Moving on
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
So after few cups of Coffee and some arguments over whether to watch it or not we eventually started it
I must say this was actually pretty good "Relatively" and even the visuals were better along with the Story and its twists, betrayals, suspense
When Luke looses his hand that was hardcore along with the revelation
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Very slightly impressed by the previous one we wholeheartedly started this one as now we were gonna see some "Jedi" and the so called "Epic Conclusion to an Epic Series" along with it being a 1983 film one would hope for comparatively better visuals and action .......OH BOY
The fight with Jabba the Hut and Luke Skywalker's "Power" and "Plan"
That was his plan? The freaking R2 D2 is gonna hand him his LightSaber and he will pwn everyone? Thats Bollywood right there
"You dont know my Power im a Jedi" oh bhai konsi power? aik number ka khassi admi paired up with an inteha ka farigh fight scene
Next the stupid koala bears their scenes were a torture to watch specially from the time they capture Leia to the point where they freed them
Then the fight between Rebels + koala bears vs Storm Troopers
Why are they wearing suits if 1.5 Feet koala bears can knock them down with pieces of freaking Wood?
It was by far ONE of the lamest things i have ever seen but THE most Lamest Things i would ever see was yet to come sadly
Now Emperor is on the scene and he seems like one bad mofo ok im impressed a bit and then there is talk how "Jedi" are the last hope and that there is another Skywalker (Leia)
But when the final fight took place between Jedi "Luke Skywalker" and the Emperor i was dumbfucked ABAY RETURN OF THE JEDI? SALA JEDI GULLI KAY Abuses will lead to banY KI TARHA MAAR KHA RAHA HAI
And then it happened Darth Vader lifts the Emperor and throws him down a hole (lmao)
We laughed our asses off, Rewind the Scene and laughed again. Epic conclusion? The Lamest Shit i have ever seen -_-
Purpose of Jedi? Nothing
Purpose of revealing Leia to be the "One"? Nothing
Emperor? LOL
Good thing About all Three Movies? Indiana Jones (sm1)
Star Wars: A New Hope
So the first movie started out slowly and being impressed by the amount of Ratings and fan following the movie has we patiently watched but just couldnt bear it
The annoying Droids and Chewbacca, the absolutely STUPID Storm Troopers, the Stick in the a$$ Darth Vader along with the garbage fight scenes and that HARDCORE FIGHT Between Obi Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader -________________- what the F was that.
Chalo it was 1977 but the Dialogues? The Story? :S
Moving on
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
So after few cups of Coffee and some arguments over whether to watch it or not we eventually started it
I must say this was actually pretty good "Relatively" and even the visuals were better along with the Story and its twists, betrayals, suspense
When Luke looses his hand that was hardcore along with the revelation
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Very slightly impressed by the previous one we wholeheartedly started this one as now we were gonna see some "Jedi" and the so called "Epic Conclusion to an Epic Series" along with it being a 1983 film one would hope for comparatively better visuals and action .......OH BOY
The fight with Jabba the Hut and Luke Skywalker's "Power" and "Plan"
That was his plan? The freaking R2 D2 is gonna hand him his LightSaber and he will pwn everyone? Thats Bollywood right there
"You dont know my Power im a Jedi" oh bhai konsi power? aik number ka khassi admi paired up with an inteha ka farigh fight scene
Next the stupid koala bears their scenes were a torture to watch specially from the time they capture Leia to the point where they freed them
Then the fight between Rebels + koala bears vs Storm Troopers
Why are they wearing suits if 1.5 Feet koala bears can knock them down with pieces of freaking Wood?
It was by far ONE of the lamest things i have ever seen but THE most Lamest Things i would ever see was yet to come sadly
Now Emperor is on the scene and he seems like one bad mofo ok im impressed a bit and then there is talk how "Jedi" are the last hope and that there is another Skywalker (Leia)
But when the final fight took place between Jedi "Luke Skywalker" and the Emperor i was dumbfucked ABAY RETURN OF THE JEDI? SALA JEDI GULLI KAY Abuses will lead to banY KI TARHA MAAR KHA RAHA HAI
And then it happened Darth Vader lifts the Emperor and throws him down a hole (lmao)
We laughed our asses off, Rewind the Scene and laughed again. Epic conclusion? The Lamest Shit i have ever seen -_-
Purpose of Jedi? Nothing
Purpose of revealing Leia to be the "One"? Nothing
Emperor? LOL
Good thing About all Three Movies? Indiana Jones (sm1)