Playstation T3 A-Z of PS3

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A is for… Afrika. Possibly the most mysterious PS3 game announced. Coming in 2007 it features African animals wandering around. That's all anyone knows.

B is for… Buckshot. Michael Penkala was robbed and shot queuing in the US for his PS3. Despite coughing up blood, he still got one.

C is for… Currency. While we’re expected to lasy out £425 for the PS3 here in the UK, our American and Japanese cousins only have to find $600 (£300) and 60,000 Yen (£250) respectively.

D is for… Destroyed. SmashmyPS3.com bought a PS3 on launch day, went outside and in front of everyone… smashed it to bits. Idiots.

E is for… eBay. One PS3 seller threw in his ex-girlfriend for free, others got their current flame's to pose naked with the console and prices peaked at around $2,400 (or £1,200).

F is for… Free. Good news, not only is Sony's Network service free (although it's not quite Xbox Live), all games are gratis too. Er, well, region-free that is.

G is for… Gutted. Thieves tunnelled through the wall of a games store in Florida, only to find the PS3 was out of stock. They settled for a job lot of 360s instead.

H is for… HDMI. Sony's biggest weapon against the Xbox 360 – 1080p games and movies through HDMI. Though Microsoft can now do 1080p HD-DVD through component and VGA cables.

I is for… Internet sales slump. Several analysts and blog Kotaku tracked sales of PS3s over eBay and via Internet stores post US launch. The result? Initial demand spike, peaking after one month, then slumping.

J is for… Japanese price cut. Stores in Akihabara have already cut 20 per cent off the 20GB low-rent PS3 version. Apparently the Japanese are buying the Wii, not PS3.

K is for… Killzone. Sony's biggest hope for a true "killer app". But is it as good as it looks? (see also "L is for… Lies.")

L is for… Lies. A scandal erupted at E3 2005 after it emerged that videos of key titles including Killzone and MotorStorm were "faked" – not running on real PS3 hardware at all. Poor show, Sony.

M is for… Muggers. Forget iPods, the latest US trend is for criminals to pick on people carrying their consoles home from the store on launch day. Don't get caught out.

N is for… Naked. Bump up your eBay sale. Get a babe to pose naked with your PS3.

O is for… Old games. The PS3 plays some PS2 and PSOne games. Retropalooza.

P is for… Power. Do not underestimate the power this thing sucks – 380 Watts: double the juice of the Xbox 360.

Q is for… Quicker. As in, the PS3 boots Blu-ray discs way quicker than standalone players double its price. Result!

R is for… Riot. 50 people queued in Fresno for only 35 PS3s. Result? Two arrests and a barricaded store. HMV here we come.

S is for… Surfing. With full web-browsing and Flash embedded, we suggest you head over to T3.co.uk from your sofa.

T is for… Titles.
Where are the exclusive titles? We live in hope.

U is for… Units. The word on the street is only 220,000 units are headed for the UK for launch. Hope you got your pre-order in early.

V is for… Voyeurism.
Eyedentify is set to use the upcoming Eye Toy HD camera. You order two hot cop babes round using your voice, while staring at them from TV screens. Or something.

W is for… Waving. Motion-sensing controllers are already causing injuries for Wii users. How long until the first MotorStorm face mash scandal?

X is for… XXX. Don't expect Blu-ray porn any time soon. The rumour is Sony is blocking it of any. Back to the bongo mags then…

Y is for… You could buy. True, you could have a "Wii60" combo for barely more than a PS3, but if you want next-gen graphics, you want PS3.

Z is for… Z-List. Sony's LA launch party was oversubscribed. So some celebs had to wait to get in: Lindsey Lohan, no wait, Paris Hilton, 30 seconds, Donald "Scrubs" Faison 20 minutes. Erm, don't call us…

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M is for… Muggers. Forget iPods, the latest US trend is for criminals to pick on people carrying their consoles home from the store on launch day. Don't get caught out.
M should've been for Motorstorm
 
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