Playstation T3 A-Z of PS3

superlative56

Co @dmin
Jan 18, 2007
2,896
9
43
SuperSite Area-56
A is for… Afrika. Possibly the most mysterious PS3 game announced. Coming in 2007 it features African animals wandering around. That's all anyone knows.

B is for… Buckshot. Michael Penkala was robbed and shot queuing in the US for his PS3. Despite coughing up blood, he still got one.

C is for… Currency. While we’re expected to lasy out £425 for the PS3 here in the UK, our American and Japanese cousins only have to find $600 (£300) and 60,000 Yen (£250) respectively.

D is for… Destroyed. SmashmyPS3.com bought a PS3 on launch day, went outside and in front of everyone… smashed it to bits. Idiots.

E is for… eBay. One PS3 seller threw in his ex-girlfriend for free, others got their current flame's to pose naked with the console and prices peaked at around $2,400 (or £1,200).

F is for… Free. Good news, not only is Sony's Network service free (although it's not quite Xbox Live), all games are gratis too. Er, well, region-free that is.

G is for… Gutted. Thieves tunnelled through the wall of a games store in Florida, only to find the PS3 was out of stock. They settled for a job lot of 360s instead.

H is for… HDMI. Sony's biggest weapon against the Xbox 360 – 1080p games and movies through HDMI. Though Microsoft can now do 1080p HD-DVD through component and VGA cables.

I is for… Internet sales slump. Several analysts and blog Kotaku tracked sales of PS3s over eBay and via Internet stores post US launch. The result? Initial demand spike, peaking after one month, then slumping.

J is for… Japanese price cut. Stores in Akihabara have already cut 20 per cent off the 20GB low-rent PS3 version. Apparently the Japanese are buying the Wii, not PS3.

K is for… Killzone. Sony's biggest hope for a true "killer app". But is it as good as it looks? (see also "L is for… Lies.")

L is for… Lies. A scandal erupted at E3 2005 after it emerged that videos of key titles including Killzone and MotorStorm were "faked" – not running on real PS3 hardware at all. Poor show, Sony.

M is for… Muggers. Forget iPods, the latest US trend is for criminals to pick on people carrying their consoles home from the store on launch day. Don't get caught out.

N is for… Naked. Bump up your eBay sale. Get a babe to pose naked with your PS3.

O is for… Old games. The PS3 plays some PS2 and PSOne games. Retropalooza.

P is for… Power. Do not underestimate the power this thing sucks – 380 Watts: double the juice of the Xbox 360.

Q is for… Quicker. As in, the PS3 boots Blu-ray discs way quicker than standalone players double its price. Result!

R is for… Riot. 50 people queued in Fresno for only 35 PS3s. Result? Two arrests and a barricaded store. HMV here we come.

S is for… Surfing. With full web-browsing and Flash embedded, we suggest you head over to T3.co.uk from your sofa.

T is for… Titles.
Where are the exclusive titles? We live in hope.

U is for… Units. The word on the street is only 220,000 units are headed for the UK for launch. Hope you got your pre-order in early.

V is for… Voyeurism.
Eyedentify is set to use the upcoming Eye Toy HD camera. You order two hot cop babes round using your voice, while staring at them from TV screens. Or something.

W is for… Waving. Motion-sensing controllers are already causing injuries for Wii users. How long until the first MotorStorm face mash scandal?

X is for… XXX. Don't expect Blu-ray porn any time soon. The rumour is Sony is blocking it of any. Back to the bongo mags then…

Y is for… You could buy. True, you could have a "Wii60" combo for barely more than a PS3, but if you want next-gen graphics, you want PS3.

Z is for… Z-List. Sony's LA launch party was oversubscribed. So some celebs had to wait to get in: Lindsey Lohan, no wait, Paris Hilton, 30 seconds, Donald "Scrubs" Faison 20 minutes. Erm, don't call us…

Source
 

Chandoo

Resi Evil 4 > Your fav game.
Jan 19, 2007
45,625
2,201
129
S.S Normandy
M is for… Muggers. Forget iPods, the latest US trend is for criminals to pick on people carrying their consoles home from the store on launch day. Don't get caught out.
M should've been for Motorstorm
 
General chit-chat
Help Users
We have disabled traderscore and are working on a fix. There was a bug with the plugin | Click for Discord
  • No one is chatting at the moment.
  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    The only valid thing from his pov he said in the video is AC dead since Black Flag. According to woke police that game was woke too. Welsh man in West Indies. So atleast he's consistent I guess lol
    Link
  • Link
  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    Necrokiller said:
    It's based on an actual real life person so I don't think the woke police have a valid case here.
    Nope. They have a very valid case. The above video explains it all.
    Link
  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    It's based on an actual real life person so I don't think the woke police have a valid case here.
    Link
  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    Meanwhile Ghost of Tsushima PC version is out now. Looks 100 times better than ASS Creed already.
    Link
  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    Did y'all see the new Assassin's Creed trailer? They finally made a AC set in Japan & then they put a negro as the male protagonist. Ubisoft is taking cues from Disney, and it isn't gonna end well for them, just like Disney. Go woke, go broke!
    Link
  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    First Fallout 4 update and now this 🤡
    Link
  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    MS and Bethesda continuing their streak of massive Ls 😬
    Link
  • Link
  • funky funky:
    Hello
    Link
  • NaNoW NaNoW:
    by closing down good studios
    Link
  • NaNoW NaNoW:
    well he is breaking barriers
    • Like
    Reactions: KetchupBiryani
    Link
  • iampasha iampasha:
    SolitarySoldier said:
    Phil keeps talking about breaking barriers to gaming, making it accessible on all platforms yada yada, while killing competition and creativity at the same time. the fact that i actually believed him for a second lol
    guys the biggest yapper in the Industry right now. All he do is yap
    Link
  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    Phil should be held responsible for this shitfest too, just like Sarah, but it's highly likely that these decisions are coming from Satya. And this isn't even the end of it. More closures are coming.
    Link
  • SolitarySoldier SolitarySoldier:
    if we are moving towards more and more popular trash across platforms that make billions for companies, I'm happy with all the barriers and exclusivity because at least that brings some pressure to create good stuff.
    Link
  • SolitarySoldier SolitarySoldier:
    Phil keeps talking about breaking barriers to gaming, making it accessible on all platforms yada yada, while killing competition and creativity at the same time. the fact that i actually believed him for a second lol
    Link
  • SolitarySoldier SolitarySoldier:
    "These changes are not a reflection of the creativity and skill of the talented individuals at these teams or the risks they took to try new things" ... seems to me that's exactly what it is
    Link
  • SolitarySoldier SolitarySoldier:
    why make good games when u can just buy everyone and shut them down lol
    Link
  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    I'm gonna say one last time, F*** Microsoft to infinity!
    Link
  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    Microsoft deserves all the hate they can get. Seriously i can't explain how much i want to curse them out.
    Link
  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    They could've sold the studios instead of closing them, but the nazi bastards just didn't want competition down the road.
    Link
  • Link
  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    F*** Microsoft, and F*** their fanboys.
    Link
  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    What's the f*** is wrong with them? I mean really? Have they completely lost it? F***ing retards.
    Link
  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    So i just found out that f***ing s***bag Microsoft shut down Arkane Studio (makers of the brilliant Dishonored series) and Tango Gameworks (makers of the iconic The Evil Within series), among some other studios. I just want to say a giant F*** Y**! to Microsoft. THEY'VE F***ED UP BIG TIME this time.
    Link
    Necrokiller Necrokiller: The only valid thing from his pov he said in the video is AC dead since Black Flag. According to...