MULTI Lollipop Chainsaw |OT| - SCHOOL'S In SESSION (Rated M for Mature)

Ashhad

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im pretty sure the guys complaining about bayonetta here, DIDN'T EVEN PLAY IT let alone ENDED it did they :p
Ohh I played it but Mani I have to say that you are one hell of a strong man...you endured torture when you ended that game !!Kudos man :lol:

I never ended it cuz I just broke the CD after 15 mins of playing it...Crappy game :)
 

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Only played the demo of Bayonetta, didn't like it. I think Kratos is terrible character. DMC has a story it's not good or bad. Calling a game crap after playing it for only 15 minutes is rather childish.


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Ashhad

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Only played the demo of Bayonetta, didn't like it. I think Kratos is terrible character. DMC has a story it's not good or bad. Calling a game crap after playing it for only 15 minutes is rather childish.


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It takes a person only 15 minutes to judge a game....Why waste my time on a game which I know I will never like...that answers everything :)
 

Ashhad

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No it does not, stop being ignorant.
Ok let me make it simple
I turned the game on
This woman came dressed like a nun
Then all of a sudden demons started to appear and she took off all her clothes and then some type of clothing magically appeared on her body.
Then she started killing all the demons one by one in a manner which wanted to show that she was a bad-ass demon hunter but actually she was not.
Whenever she talked it was annoying.
This is just my opinion and my way to judge a game, people have different tastes.


So in those 15 minutes I judged some things:
1: Game-play is okish.
2: I cannot bear the sound of her voice
3: She is practically wearing nothing (now I know why most guys love this game)
4: When the starting of a game is like this then you cannot expect the story-line to be rock solid and interesting.
5: The graphics were good but thats not all that I care about.
6: A female protagonist who is a wannabe demon hunter does not appeal to me (Yes I am a sexist when it comes to games! Men make the best protagonists IMO :) )

So in fifteen minutes this was my perception of Bayonetta. Its just my way of judging games . Its just like an article, a feature or a column in a newspaper. If you don't start it well then it is bound to make reader run away. Same was the case with this game.

Bhai Jaan I am not being Ignorant. Im just telling you how I felt about the game and why I judged it in 15 minutes. I knew I wouldn't like it so I didn't play it. But if you still insist that 15 minutes are not enough, then just tell me this , what if I play the whole game till the very end and still hate it as much as I hate it right now.
Wouldn't I be wasting my time on a game that I knew I wouldn't like whereas I could have used my time to play a better game? That is why I use the 15 minute rule. Of course some games take more than 15 minutes ,games like Metal Gear Solid 4, Uncharted 1,2,3 or Fallout 1,2,3 and New Vegas and the list goes on :)
 
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omarko

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Ok let me make it simple
I turned the game on
This woman came dressed like a nun
Then all of a sudden demons started to appear and she took off all her clothes and then some type of clothing magically appeared on her body.
Then she started killing all the demons one by one in a manner which wanted to show that she was a bad-ass demon hunter but actually she was not.
Whenever she talked it was annoying.
This is just my opinion and my way to judge a game, people have different tastes.


So in those 15 minutes I judged some things:
1: Game-play is okish.
2: I cannot bear the sound of her voice
3: She is practically wearing nothing (now I know why most guys love this game)
4: When the starting of a game is like this then you cannot expect the story-line to be rock solid and interesting.
5: The graphics were good but thats not all that I care about.
6: A female protagonist who is a wannabe demon hunter does not appeal to me (Yes I am a sexist when it comes to games! Men make the best protagonists IMO :) )

So in fifteen minutes this was my perception of Bayonetta. Its just my way of judging games . Its just like an article, a feature or a column in a newspaper. If you don't start it well then it is bound to make reader run away. Same was the case with this game.

Bhai Jaan I am not being Ignorant. Im just telling you how I felt about the game and why I judged it in 15 minutes. I knew I wouldn't like it so I didn't play it. But if you still insist that 15 minutes are not enough, then just tell me this , what if I play the whole game till the very end and still hate it as much as I hate it right now.
Wouldn't I be wasting my time on a game that I knew I wouldn't like whereas I could have used my time to play a better game? That is why I use the 15 minute rule. Of course some games take more than 15 minutes ,games like Metal Gear Solid 4, Uncharted 1,2,3 or Fallout 1,2,3 and New Vegas and the list goes on :)

The game had a good opening. I don't know what you are talking about O.O
And by reading your post it seems you ONLY had a problem with the protagonist. And you were constantly comparing it to DMC's main guys. Your mind was already made up. Its like how PC gamers, PSfans treat Halo.

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Then she started killing all the demons one by one in a manner which wanted to show that she was a bad-ass demon hunter but actually she was not.
The hell do you mean? She was not? :s
Its like saying they try to show Kratos to have no emotions and all badass but he was not. Or saying Max Payne was shown as a cop who endured a lot of shit but he did not. Or saying that they showed as if Commander Shepard had the weight of the galaxy on his shoulders but he did not. pffft
 

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Zombies and a cheer leader... worst idea ever. Countless reasons to say this game is shit but not going in to details.
 

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[MENTION=21127]Ashhad[/MENTION]: Why don't you make it much simpler and just say you hated it because the main protagonist was a women.

Bayonetta has a metacritic of 90. Do you realize how high it is. One cannot simply say Bayonetta sucks based on it's protagonist. Your opinion is totally ridiculous. Your love for DMC and mosty Dante was the main reason you hated the game + you don't like female protagonists. See the metacritic yourself.
Bayonetta for Xbox 360 Reviews, Ratings, Credits, and More at Metacritic

[MENTION=23334]sshah[/MENTION]: No offense here dude but i don't even wanna argue here with you. You haven't even played 99% of the games which you comment on. You just like to bash games for the hell of it. So again no offense but your opinion doesn't matter here and simply being ignorant of most games and judging opinion based on reviews and videos is total BS.

I used to hate AC series based on the first game. I started AC 2 and i realized how wrong i was.
 

Ashhad

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Ok ive said what I had to say....you guys are just in love with bayonetta (GOD knows why) but seriously the main reason why I disliked it was because of the start....

Spoiler: show
How was this a good start...how was this supposed to make me play the full game??


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Just look at 6:18-6:30 and tell me is that what you guys classify as a great game???

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The game had a good opening. I don't know what you are talking about O.O
And by reading your post it seems you ONLY had a problem with the protagonist. And you were constantly comparing it to DMC's main guys. Your mind was already made up. Its like how PC gamers, PSfans treat Halo.

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The hell do you mean? She was not? :s
Its like saying they try to show Kratos to have no emotions and all badass but he was not. Or saying Max Payne was shown as a cop who endured a lot of shit but he did not. Or saying that they showed as if Commander Shepard had the weight of the galaxy on his shoulders but he did not. pffft
Im seeing that you love bayonetta solely cuz the protagonist was a woman nothing else.....ohh yeah about the Halo part...yeah I think your right...I had my mind made up but after those first 15 minutes....I bought bayonetta thinking that this game has many good reviews it must be fun...but it wasnt fun for me and I was wrong :)
 

sshah

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@sshah: No offense here dude but i don't even wanna argue here with you. You haven't even played 99% of the games which you comment on. You just like to bash games for the hell of it. So again no offense but your opinion doesn't matter here and simply being ignorant of most games and judging opinion based on reviews and videos is total BS.

I used to hate AC series based on the first game. I started AC 2 and i realized how wrong i was.
Dude, no offense to you as well, but you are very very stupid to think that the games I bash in detail have never been played by me. It is just your ignorant assumption and general fanboyish trend following on PG. Nothing else. If you think I need yours or anyone else's certificate of approval citing that 'we have ascertained that sshah has played this game, and thus is allowed to bash it' then I couldn't care less about you, or anyone else.

And your own opinion screams stinking BS, because no one has played this game. It has yet to come out.
 

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^FFS, i wasn't talking about Lollipop Chainsaw. I was talking about Bayonetta. Now see, who is being ignorant here <_<
 

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^Because the PS3 version sucked and was plagued with bugs and what not. At least at launch, it had quite a lot of problems. At least that was the case for it on its launch. So you saying you played and finished Bayonetta, huh?
 

Ashhad

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Playing it is something else and finishing it is another story :)
Why are you defending that game A lot??? just a question :)
 

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Why are you defending that game A lot??? just a question :)
I wasn't defending the game. People started comparing Bayonetta to this game and Bayonetta doesn't deserve it. Then everyone jump on the let's hate Bayonetta bandwagon. I am no Bayonetta fan but i do call myself a fan of Platium games and they have always delivered solid titles which i loved.
 
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Ashhad

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I wasn't defending the game. People started comparing Bayonetta to this game and Bayonetta doesn't deserve it. Then everyone jump on the let's hate Bayonetta bandwagon. I am no Bayonetta fan but i do call myself a fan of Platium games and they have always deserved solid titles which i loved.
ok that explains all of it...
well I was just criticizing the gameplay of this game (LpCs) because it looked a bit stoopid :p
Then the whole bayonetta comparison thing came up and then the endless battle :p
 
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