MULTI If consoles were girls

devilscallmedad

Women,Children and Kunka first
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PS3

- She seemed nice at first: a very good looker with several "exclusive" features. But after a little while she's just turned into a real high-maintenance cash-grabbing Abuses will lead to ban who you desperately want to leave, but whom you strangely feel compelled to stay with just to see how it all turns out. She's now inviting you to move into her Home, which could lead to a beautiful relationship...but you still have your reservations. She IS still really hot even after you first laid eyes on her in 1995, but a gold digger nonetheless.

Her real life equivalent: Catherine Zeta Jones


Xbox 360

- The rich girl who has won over many because she is actually quite nice and not as materialistic as we originally thought she was. She's almost as hot as (or hotter than) the PS3 and doesn't whine as much, but over the long term will she still be quite as attractive? Overall, still a classy and reliable choice and one that'll get you the thumbs up from your mates.

Her real life equivalent: Nicole Kidman


Wii

- Her previous incarnation was really hot in the 90s, but she kinda lost popularity over the turn of the millennium. However now, she's had a complete makeover and is back in the spotlight again with features that appeal to pretty much everyone. But then again she was idolised ever since the 80s and has a massive hardcore following to this day. She is fun in a harmless and innocent kind of way, but if you're the type that prefers paintball skirmishes over playing twister you are going to be disappointed.

Her real life equivalent: Drew Barrymore
 

Atif

Ancient Philosopher
Jan 18, 2007
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@devil if consoles were boys suppose?any way nice article and a good thought may be the next console caring a girlish name.and u put Drew Barrymore in Wii but ithink she is better with old Sega classic lol
 

Chandoo

Resi Evil 4 > Your fav game.
Jan 19, 2007
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so by this logic doesnt that make the ps2 Demi moore lol, old but still hot and everyone still fantasizes about her.
 

USUF

Dont use -blam!-™
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aint girls like consoles nowadays???...but they just give you a limited time fun...i mean you pay a few thousand rupees to buy em,bring em over ,have as much fun as you like then trash em
 

Chandoo

Resi Evil 4 > Your fav game.
Jan 19, 2007
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.i mean you pay a few thousand rupees to buy em,bring em over ,have as much fun as you like then trash em
you know pre maridal sex is haraam in islam so if thats what you were going for shame on you .. ahem.
 

fady

y so srus?
Jan 22, 2007
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he meant lyk fun u knoe...........lyk touching abt bits lyk tht........
360 is lyk lindsay lohan as she is kool,sexy and fun all........
 

USUF

Dont use -blam!-™
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acha bhai...i didnt tell you to do it anyway...and cant u fix this avatar problem...its frustrating that its a little off...cant you fix it to the way it was..like a little to the left???
 

USUF

Dont use -blam!-™
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im saying why have you guys moved it a little to the right...sometimes the avatar feels like incomplete..or not made properly..or like there is something wrong with its pixels or watever...
 

ahmedjunaid

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Feb 12, 2007
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back to the article mates.....i like the first combo man..... put Angelina Jolie for PS3 man :D .... leave the rest on all the mates to enjoy :D
 
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