MULTI If consoles were girls

devilscallmedad

Women,Children and Kunka first
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PS3

- She seemed nice at first: a very good looker with several "exclusive" features. But after a little while she's just turned into a real high-maintenance cash-grabbing Abuses will lead to ban who you desperately want to leave, but whom you strangely feel compelled to stay with just to see how it all turns out. She's now inviting you to move into her Home, which could lead to a beautiful relationship...but you still have your reservations. She IS still really hot even after you first laid eyes on her in 1995, but a gold digger nonetheless.

Her real life equivalent: Catherine Zeta Jones


Xbox 360

- The rich girl who has won over many because she is actually quite nice and not as materialistic as we originally thought she was. She's almost as hot as (or hotter than) the PS3 and doesn't whine as much, but over the long term will she still be quite as attractive? Overall, still a classy and reliable choice and one that'll get you the thumbs up from your mates.

Her real life equivalent: Nicole Kidman


Wii

- Her previous incarnation was really hot in the 90s, but she kinda lost popularity over the turn of the millennium. However now, she's had a complete makeover and is back in the spotlight again with features that appeal to pretty much everyone. But then again she was idolised ever since the 80s and has a massive hardcore following to this day. She is fun in a harmless and innocent kind of way, but if you're the type that prefers paintball skirmishes over playing twister you are going to be disappointed.

Her real life equivalent: Drew Barrymore
 

Atif

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@devil if consoles were boys suppose?any way nice article and a good thought may be the next console caring a girlish name.and u put Drew Barrymore in Wii but ithink she is better with old Sega classic lol
 

Chandoo

Resi Evil 4 > Your fav game.
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so by this logic doesnt that make the ps2 Demi moore lol, old but still hot and everyone still fantasizes about her.
 

USUF

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aint girls like consoles nowadays???...but they just give you a limited time fun...i mean you pay a few thousand rupees to buy em,bring em over ,have as much fun as you like then trash em
 

Chandoo

Resi Evil 4 > Your fav game.
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.i mean you pay a few thousand rupees to buy em,bring em over ,have as much fun as you like then trash em
you know pre maridal sex is haraam in islam so if thats what you were going for shame on you .. ahem.
 

fady

y so srus?
Jan 22, 2007
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he meant lyk fun u knoe...........lyk touching abt bits lyk tht........
360 is lyk lindsay lohan as she is kool,sexy and fun all........
 

USUF

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acha bhai...i didnt tell you to do it anyway...and cant u fix this avatar problem...its frustrating that its a little off...cant you fix it to the way it was..like a little to the left???
 

USUF

Dont use -blam!-™
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im saying why have you guys moved it a little to the right...sometimes the avatar feels like incomplete..or not made properly..or like there is something wrong with its pixels or watever...
 

ahmedjunaid

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back to the article mates.....i like the first combo man..... put Angelina Jolie for PS3 man :D .... leave the rest on all the mates to enjoy :D
 
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  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    The only valid thing from his pov he said in the video is AC dead since Black Flag. According to woke police that game was woke too. Welsh man in West Indies. So atleast he's consistent I guess lol
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    Necrokiller said:
    It's based on an actual real life person so I don't think the woke police have a valid case here.
    Nope. They have a very valid case. The above video explains it all.
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  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    It's based on an actual real life person so I don't think the woke police have a valid case here.
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    Meanwhile Ghost of Tsushima PC version is out now. Looks 100 times better than ASS Creed already.
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    Did y'all see the new Assassin's Creed trailer? They finally made a AC set in Japan & then they put a negro as the male protagonist. Ubisoft is taking cues from Disney, and it isn't gonna end well for them, just like Disney. Go woke, go broke!
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  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    First Fallout 4 update and now this 🤡
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  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    MS and Bethesda continuing their streak of massive Ls 😬
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  • funky funky:
    Hello
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  • NaNoW NaNoW:
    by closing down good studios
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  • NaNoW NaNoW:
    well he is breaking barriers
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  • iampasha iampasha:
    SolitarySoldier said:
    Phil keeps talking about breaking barriers to gaming, making it accessible on all platforms yada yada, while killing competition and creativity at the same time. the fact that i actually believed him for a second lol
    guys the biggest yapper in the Industry right now. All he do is yap
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  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    Phil should be held responsible for this shitfest too, just like Sarah, but it's highly likely that these decisions are coming from Satya. And this isn't even the end of it. More closures are coming.
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  • SolitarySoldier SolitarySoldier:
    if we are moving towards more and more popular trash across platforms that make billions for companies, I'm happy with all the barriers and exclusivity because at least that brings some pressure to create good stuff.
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  • SolitarySoldier SolitarySoldier:
    Phil keeps talking about breaking barriers to gaming, making it accessible on all platforms yada yada, while killing competition and creativity at the same time. the fact that i actually believed him for a second lol
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  • SolitarySoldier SolitarySoldier:
    "These changes are not a reflection of the creativity and skill of the talented individuals at these teams or the risks they took to try new things" ... seems to me that's exactly what it is
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  • SolitarySoldier SolitarySoldier:
    why make good games when u can just buy everyone and shut them down lol
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    I'm gonna say one last time, F*** Microsoft to infinity!
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    Microsoft deserves all the hate they can get. Seriously i can't explain how much i want to curse them out.
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    They could've sold the studios instead of closing them, but the nazi bastards just didn't want competition down the road.
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    F*** Microsoft, and F*** their fanboys.
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    What's the f*** is wrong with them? I mean really? Have they completely lost it? F***ing retards.
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    So i just found out that f***ing s***bag Microsoft shut down Arkane Studio (makers of the brilliant Dishonored series) and Tango Gameworks (makers of the iconic The Evil Within series), among some other studios. I just want to say a giant F*** Y**! to Microsoft. THEY'VE F***ED UP BIG TIME this time.
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    Necrokiller Necrokiller: The only valid thing from his pov he said in the video is AC dead since Black Flag. According to...