Awesome USA Childhood story!

[UmairS1]

EPIC STORY... ! Here we go!


I was 18
was forced to hang out with my cousin
My cousin's NickName is Billie (Bilal)


Go to a shopping centre
Pick up chicks
Group of 3
1 fat chick
2 hotties


fat chick leaves
fuckyeah


Both of us like the 1 girl
Girl's name is Jean


Get her number
Be friends for 1 year


Cousin Billie admits to me he's in love with her
Cousin asks out Jean on a date


She rejects him tells him she loves me
Cousin gets mad


She tell him that she's pregnant with my child


Cousin Billie comes over to my house
demands explanation
i tell him::::

Spoiler: show

♫♫♫ Billie, jean is not my lover ♫♫♫
♪♪♪ she's just a girl who says that I am the one, ♪♪♪
♫♫♫ but the kid is not my son ♫♫♫
[video=youtube;B02LXuKWGTI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=B02LXuKWGTI[/video]

SOURCE 4Chan (editted it slightly)

 

[Ali Man]

I don't think Michael Jackson's song should be used in such cases man (Have a lot of respect for the man and his work, who may not be alive but still).

 

[genious]

Meaning kya hai story ka i did not understand it well.

 

[Ali Man]

Meaning kya hai story ka i did not understand it well.

The story relates to the lyrics of Michael Jackson's hit song known as 'Billie Jean'. You'd have to have heard the song in order to properly understand it.

 

[hg1217]

Lame <.< /10char

 

[MrShabi2010]

Your story doesn't make sense to me :/

 

[hg1217]

^ you need to have listened to the song "Billie jean" by michael jackson to make sense out of it.

 

[haxan7]

To epic to be a true story.

 

[Arkonov]

That was meh. :\

 

[dexter786]

kia alla story he

---------- Post added at 02:51 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:46 PM ----------

yelo jisay story samjh me ni aai

Spoiler: show

 

[AbbY]

 

[sohaib50k]

Epic Abuses will lead to bans?

 

[manigamer]

umair ! NO THAT IS SO FALSE !

 

[yasir777]

Thats a fucked up story dude !

 

[faraany3k]

Summary

Your cousin is a loser
And you are an underage sex offender.

 

[Blastwave]

Dear Darwin,

You said Evolution will have exceptions, you should have given us an ethical guideline on how get rid of them.

Thank you.

 

[assasin42o]

You were a Doctor last time I checked... How can you be so pointless ? :/

 

[Distress]

what the...............

 

[talalthegreat]

I see what you did there but the thing is that its just not funny. <_<

 

[MrShabi2010]

kia alla story he

---------- Post added at 02:51 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:46 PM ----------

yelo jisay story samjh me ni aai

Spoiler: show

Acha Acha Ab smjha aai