Oh boy
this means censored jokes only
oh well here goes
A Romanian, a Jew and an Chinese under a tree. A caterpillar gets on the Romanian's shoulder. The Romanian throws the caterpillar at the Jew, the Jew throws the caterpillar at the Chinese, the Chinese picks up the caterpillar and eats it. Another caterpillar gets on the Romanian, the Romanian throws it at the Jew, the Jew picks it up and ask the Chinese: "Do you want to buy a caterpillar?"
What did the Jew do when he found a wheelchair in his attic?
He broke his son's legs
Why do jews have big noses? Air is free
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
how is arguing on the internet like the special olympics?
even if you win you are still retarded.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
What can a pizza do that a black man can't? Feed a family of five.
What's long and hard on a black man? 5th grade.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture.
Variation:How did Helen Keller's parent's punish her? They put her in a round room and told her to sit in the corner
A kid is sitting at the kitchen table in the morning and says, "Hey mom, pass the fuckin corn flakes." She takes him out back and whips him with a rod then sits him back down and says, "Now would you like something from the table?" He says, "Well I sure as shit don't want those fuckin corn flakes."
A man walks into a bar. Should have ducked.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" and the horse says: "My wife just died."
Three women were eating ice-cream cones. One was licking hers, one was sucking hers, and one was biting hers. Which one was married?
The one with the wedding ring.
A dwarf, a rabbi and a clown walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
A lawyer is sitting in his parked BMW when a tow truck crashes into the car. The crash takes car door clean off and the driver speeds away. The lawyer immediately signals a cop and begins ranting about how much the damage to his car is going to cost. The cop replies, "You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is money." The lawyer says, "How DARE you call me materialistic." The cop replies, "Well, you've been so concerned about your car that you didn't notice that your arm is missing." The lawyer screams, "FUCK! My Rolex!"
