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SolitarySoldier

SolitarySoldier

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A very funny read. Check it out,

You Talk About How Much a Game Sucks Despite Having Earned None of Its Achievements.



Halo 3 sucks more than my grandmother? How original! A message board Aesop you are not, but at least that guy probably fought a tiger before penning fables about its stripes. (Quick, EA, make a game about that!) It was easy to rant about how terrible Sonic the Hedgehog was in between trading pogs and telling everyone your uncle worked at Nintendo when the calendar still said 1991, but times have changed. Now we can easily track your game progress via Xbox Live, PSN or by fumbling through that sad list of blank pages known as your Wii Message Board to figure out what you've played. Or more importantly, what you haven't, you filthy liar.
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Lots of more lulz here: http://ps3.ign.com/articles/108/1082227p1.html
 
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Bad Mofo

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You Forget Button Placement During Simple Quick-Time Events.
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:( It's happened to me a couple of times, to be honest. I put the blame on shifting from A,B,X,Y to Circle, Square, Triangle and Cross.
 
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  • iampasha iampasha:
    SolitarySoldier said:
    Phil keeps talking about breaking barriers to gaming, making it accessible on all platforms yada yada, while killing competition and creativity at the same time. the fact that i actually believed him for a second lol
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    guys the biggest yapper in the Industry right now. All he do is yap
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  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    Phil should be held responsible for this shitfest too, just like Sarah, but it's highly likely that these decisions are coming from Satya. And this isn't even the end of it. More closures are coming.
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  • SolitarySoldier SolitarySoldier:
    if we are moving towards more and more popular trash across platforms that make billions for companies, I'm happy with all the barriers and exclusivity because at least that brings some pressure to create good stuff.
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  • SolitarySoldier SolitarySoldier:
    Phil keeps talking about breaking barriers to gaming, making it accessible on all platforms yada yada, while killing competition and creativity at the same time. the fact that i actually believed him for a second lol
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  • SolitarySoldier SolitarySoldier:
    "These changes are not a reflection of the creativity and skill of the talented individuals at these teams or the risks they took to try new things" ... seems to me that's exactly what it is
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  • SolitarySoldier SolitarySoldier:
    why make good games when u can just buy everyone and shut them down lol
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    I'm gonna say one last time, F*** Microsoft to infinity!
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    Microsoft deserves all the hate they can get. Seriously i can't explain how much i want to curse them out.
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    They could've sold the studios instead of closing them, but the nazi bastards just didn't want competition down the road.
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    https://www.thegamer.com/real-reaso... a studio,owned can become viable competition.
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    F*** Microsoft, and F*** their fanboys.
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    What's the f*** is wrong with them? I mean really? Have they completely lost it? F***ing retards.
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    So i just found out that f***ing s***bag Microsoft shut down Arkane Studio (makers of the brilliant Dishonored series) and Tango Gameworks (makers of the iconic The Evil Within series), among some other studios. I just want to say a giant F*** Y**! to Microsoft. THEY'VE F***ED UP BIG TIME this time.
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  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    MS: Hold my trillion dollars
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  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    Sony: We can f**k up a totally good situation.
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  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1788728698184540355
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  • XPremiuM XPremiuM:
    Started Dead Island 2, and i find it pretty lame. The story is shit. The characters are either cringe or bland (all 6 of them), The gameplay isn't fun. Even the goddamn zombies don't behave like proper zombies. They're all fast & intelligent unlike how zombies are supposed to be like. Any fan of "zombie" genre cannot possibly like this shitfest of a game. Dying Light 2 was million times better than this shit.
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  • NaNoW NaNoW:
    so Baldurs Gate 3 is pretty great!"
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  • faraany3k faraany3k:
    So who here is waiting for Senua Hellblade 2. Prequel was a true mind fuck experience.
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  • GloriousChicken GloriousChicken:
    Sad indeed
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  • NaNoW NaNoW:
    what a sad day
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  • faraany3k faraany3k:
    Necrokiller said:
    MS one upping Sony in catching the biggest L in gaming
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    tbh gaming industry as a whole is failing much like tech industry. They have buckled down too much to Corporate suites then relying on passionate and innovative people. A corporate only believes in financial growth and shareholders.
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  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    MS one upping Sony in catching the biggest L in gaming
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  • Necrokiller Necrokiller:
    https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1787835350745842153
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  • NaNoW NaNoW:
    oh
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    iampasha iampasha: Phil keeps talking about breaking barriers to gaming, making it accessible on all platforms yada...
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