Elite spam game

[Fahad007]

Here's how it works.

1) Pick the month you were born in

Jan - I cuddled with
Feb - I killed
Mar - I ran shirtless with
Apr - I raped
May - I killed
Jun - I banged
Jul - I needed
Aug - I ran naked with
Sept - I stabbed
Oct - I ate out
Nov - I slept with
Dec - I smoked with


2) Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the trojan man
13 - a Abuses will lead to ban
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bisexual
18 - YOUR MOM (mam)
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma


3) Pick the colour of the top your wearing now.

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs


4) Now paste your sentence.

 

[Atif]

Jun - I banged
the trojan man
because i had to
Lol.

 

[Crow]

I slept with a bisexual cos that's how I roll~ <3

 

[Atif]

I slept with a bisexual cos that's how I roll~ <3

So do we expect the full story

 

[Usman]

I banged a ninja, Because thats how i roll.

 

[Fahad007]

I raped a bisexual because i m beautufull....Wtf!

 

[Atif]

I banged a ninja, Because thats how i roll.

U banged radd(he is the one with ninja avator)

 

[Fahad007]

I banged a ninja, Because thats how i roll.

you kill the Ninjaopcorn: so you are our new Ninja.....!

 

[radd]

i ran naked with a homo cos i`m sexy as hell .....



WHAT ZE FUCK ? hahahaha


this one`s even funnier

I raped a bisexual because i m beautufull....Wtf!

lmao


@innocent , it wasnt a ninja , just some stuffed toy. ninjas dont get banged !

 

[A.Rafay]

I cuddled with the kool-aid man because I have AMAZING boobs

WTF !!!!!

 

[Chandoo]

Sept - I stabbed
07 - a prostitute
White - Because thats how i roll

yep that sounds just about me, i stab prostitutes because thats how i roll

 

[Fahad007]

I cuddled with the kool-aid man because I have AMAZING boobs

WTF !!!!!

by the way who is aid man?

 

[Chandoo]

kool aid is an energy drink like red bull etc ( i think )

 

[Fahad007]

it was not KOOL aid it was just aid man

 

[A.Rafay]

yes it is

Perkins discovered a way to remove the liquid from Fruit Smack, leaving only a powder. This powder was named Kool-Ade (and a few years later, Kool-Aid due to a change in government regulations regarding the need for fruit juice in products using the term "Ade"). Perkins moved his production to Chicago in 1931 and Kool-Aid was sold to General foodshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Foods in 1953.

 

[Desolator]

I ate out a pornstar because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

 

[Stuge]

I ran shirtless with a french fry because I have double D's ..lol

 

[superlative56]

I killed a bowl of cereal because i had to

 

[devilscallmedad]

I ate out a bag of weed because that's how i roll

 

[spectre7]

April=I raped
20th=A crackhead
black=Because im sexy as hell

damn thats not me thats not me at all but wtf a crackhead is not my style but if its a hot gurl then fine by me