NINTENDO Bayonetta 3 [OT] Bayonettaverse of Badassness

[Radical]

Hahaha, CeeTee shararti bachay chup ker k bet ja ab, teri one cylinder CNG powered Ferrari race haar gaee hay

P.S, ab yeh PS3 kahan se agaya lol

Even then, uss waqt to sab nay 360 version khela tha, aap nay ps3 ko yeh aizaaz kyun baksha ?

Aur yeh, ambitious design, interactive environments ki batain, yeh sab white noise hay, because the game rarely if ever, hits its target frame rate, cant imagine the judder ( for a game designed for 60 fps ) at the current performance levels!

Mera Truck jeet gaya. End of story!

 

[Necrokiller]

P.S, ab yeh PS3 kahan se agaya lol

Even then, uss waqt to sab nay 360 version khela tha, aap nay ps3 ko yeh aizaaz kyun baksha ?

Pretty sure he pirated it on Xbox 360 himself

Mera Truck jeet gaya. End of story!

Jeeta nahi, kuchhal dia Kratos ne. Kuch nahi bacha sasti witch ka. Sarak pe rul rahi hai ab

 

[Radical]

Kratos , Elden Ring ko takkar de ga goty race may, iss meesni ka koi chance nhi

The shadow remains cast! RIP meesinetta!

 

[manigamer]

amazon keeps on delaying my masquerade edition ffs

 

[Necrokiller]

Kratos , Elden Ring ko takkar de ga goty race may, iss meesni ka koi chance nhi

The shadow remains cast! RIP meesinetta!

Hahahha no multiverse where this trash performing game is even half decent to play

 

[Necrokiller]

Go Bayonetta

 

[manigamer]

Cyberpunk 2077

Cyberpunk 2077 is an open-world, action-adventure story set in Night City, a megalopolis obsessed with power, glamour and body modification. Assume the role of V, a mercenary outlaw going after a one-of-a-kind implant that is the key to immortality. You can customize your character’s cyberware...

www.metacritic.com

Sssshhhhhhhh

 

[Necrokiller]

Tag me when this trash sells 20 million+ buhahaha

 

[CerebralTiger]

Tag me when Cyberpunk is in the all-time NPD top sellers list based on $ revenoooue

Combat-wise, Sekrio isn't even in Bayonetta 3's league

Bayonetta 3 has a mechanic similar to Guilty Gear Strive's romal cancel. Soooooo good

Reviews will always be about the whole package, which includes stuff like visuals, their opinion on the story, side content etc

I mean, a game like GoW Ragarok, which is worse than Sekiro in terms of gameplay has a higher Metascore. Go figure

 

[Necrokiller]

The only thing that needs to be figured out is why CerebralTiger still religiously follows Metascores only to tell us later how they don't matter when it betrays him. Yikes

 

[CerebralTiger]

They don't matter for gameplay. They matter for the overall experience, which includes many aspects that are secondary to me

 

[Necrokiller]

Sekiro is all about that gameplay so its proven, Sekiro > Crapponetta

 

[CerebralTiger]

Sekiro's all about spammin' that deflect mechanic lmao. A very basic system compared to what's on offer in Bayonetta 3. It has additional stuff going in its favor, such as side content, level design, Souls character progression etc

Bayonetta 3 craponettas on Sekiro from the top of a mountain

 

[Necrokiller]

One is a 90 "must play", the other is an 87. How does CerebralTiger explain that?

 

[CerebralTiger]

Overall experience

RDR2 is sitting at 97

 

[Necrokiller]

Yes yes, Sekiro's gameplay lifts its overall experience above Crapponetta

 

[CerebralTiger]

Using that logic, GoW's gameplay lifts its overall experience above Sekiro, and RDR2's gameplay exceeds all

 

[Necrokiller]

Using that logic, GoW's gameplay lifts its overall experience above Sekiro, and RDR2's gameplay exceeds all

Metacritic ka logic to yehi bata raha hai

 

[CerebralTiger]

Edge - 9/10

This is one of the smartest and most substantial third-person action games you'll play

Spot on

 

[Radical]

Edge 10 outta 10 de de, phir bhi iss nay jeetni nhi hay GOTY race