Every Day - Humor

[Bluff Master]

Many things happen in our every day life, which, if shared with others, may bring smiles, so please share, here is my one


Yesterday visited Genius Tab Counter at Hyperstar,

I asked representative to show any Tab having 2GB or more,
He replied "Sir, this tab has 1 GB but DDR, which automatically means its double so do not need to have more ram"
and i was like :0 but had to take the leave while controlling laughter

 

[taha9218]

Lol " DDR " "double de ram"

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[People121]

A few days ago I was in a net cafe. All the netcafe computers has some software in it which automatically deletes all the browsing history and downloaded data when system is turned off/restarted.
So I was sitting there browsing some stuff and a guy cam and asked the admin of the cafe to type a document for him and then email it to a guy. The admin wrote the whole paper and just when he was about to email it, electricity went off for a few seconds. When it came back the admin said he has to write the whole thing again as everything is deleted from the system upon shutdown, the guy replied your computer systems dont have RAMs in it? lolz

Another thing which always make me angry from the inside but puts a smile on my face at the same time. When I ask some wanabe computer experts which GPU do u have in your system for gaming and they arrogantly and proudly reply back my system has onboard 1GB 3D card. Or when a sale agent tries to convince you that if u buy a certain mobo you dont need to buy expensive GPUs as the mobo already has onboard 1GB gpu which will guranty play all they games of PS4 and Xbox One lolllllllllllllz

Oh and another thing when people aruge Windows XP 2006 is better than Windows XP 2008 or something lolz and when I try to explain them that these numbers 2006-2008-2004 are just gimmicks all are the same thing and they make laugh and make fun like they are billgates.

 

[Spartan 117]

Another thing which always make me angry from the inside but puts a smile on my face at the same time. When I ask some wanabe computer experts which GPU do u have in your system for gaming and they arrogantly and proudly reply back my system has onboard 1GB 3D card. Or when a sale agent tries to convince you that if u buy a certain mobo you dont need to buy expensive GPUs as the mobo already has onboard 1GB gpu which will guranty play all they games of PS4 and Xbox One lolllllllllllllz

IKR!!

I can't even count how many people just answer with the amount of VRAM their GPU have and base the power off from it. They don't even know/care about the model.

1GB graphic card, "UFFF yaaar, tu to set hai. har game chalai ga."

 

[Spartan 117]

I remember that when I went to create my previous system, which was a Core 2 duo one, I asked the shopkeeper about it and also about core 2 quad. He was like that nothing in the world can max out a core 2 duo, so no need for a core 2 quad etc.

 

[have0]

okay this happens a while back
my hard disk was crashing a lot so i asked my brother that i need to buy a new HDD for my PC so he told me that he ll buy it for me i told him to buy at least 1 Tb or 750gb HDD and some shopkeeper at uni plaza told him that buying sata drives is waste of money they ll fail soon due to the port which is very delicate and easily broken while connecting and the worst part is my brother believe him and bought IDE HDD of 320gb which is maximum capacity in IDE HDD

i still hate that shopkeeper for

 

[GloriousChicken]

I spent 4 days trying to get a post count to 999 (Nein Nein Nein) without having to spam anything.
Everythings done, Legally!

AND HERE I AM! NEIN NEIN NEIN!


Next goal: Shoutbox Top 10 Lifetime

My last transmission out of CCC! :{