whats your favorite hero catch phrase?

[k4ux]

these dota heroes are very talkative (especially luna)
and i think that some of there catch phrases doesnt even
belong during battle,
like my favorite, iM GAME~! by enchantress,
or I NERUB! = by nerubian assasin.
whats yours?

 

[k4ux]

I'm listing ALL my faves here:

Faceless Void:
-"Who's that guy with the sickle? Why's he beckoning? Why is my grandfather with him?"

Techies: Almost anything they say.

Ogre Magi:
-"I'm with stupid." "Me too!"

Chaos Knight:
-"Hey, you want to hear a joke?"

Akasha:
-"Oh, that's naughty!"

Medusa:
-"Keep... tripping over this damn tail."
-"Damn sea water, I'll never get these coils out of my hair."
-"It's far too bright in this surface world and this... *sniffs* fresh air is irritating my eyes."

Viper:
-"My next plan for world domination is... *snores*...*gasp* MY HAIR!"

Slardar:
-"In the depths, no one can hear you scream. Well, they can, but it's really muffled."
-"I think I have swimmer's ear!"
-"This world will be mine, and I'll start with the swimming pools."
-"No sink shall be safe from world domination."

Siren:
-"Did you do that on purpose, or was it a fluke?"
-"Do you find me a-LURE-ing?"
-"Would you like to feel the ocean spray in your face?" *SPITS*

Drow:
-"Men are from Mars. I'm from the grave."
-"I went on a job interview the other day and they were like 'Ohhh, what's that smell?', and I'm like, 'Oh, sorry, it's me.' And then they figured I wouldn't be able to fit in with the other employees because they're living and I'm, y'know, dead, so I wouldn't be a team player. But then I said that I could work 24 hours and they were like 'Alright, you can work the graveyard shift!'"

Panda: Everything.

Axe:
-"You know what burns my ass? A flame about this high!"
-*cheesey talk show theme music plays*
-Announcer: "Welcome back to 'Jaina In the Morning'."
-Jaina: "We're here with Malvindroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
-Kim: "Umm... yeah?"
-Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell us why you're really here."
-Malvindroth: "Well, Kim-cake, I love you. But I have something to tell you. Uh... I'm a Demon."
-*audience gasps and boos*
-Malvindroth: "Actually, more of a Pitlord."
-Kim: "What? I don't understand."
-Crowd: "HE'S A BUM, THROW HIM OUT!"
-Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office."
-Malvindroth: "Well... I moonlight."

Beastmaster:
-"Don't have a cow."
-*cow moos*
-"Oh, dear."
-*deer yelps*
-"Oops, please, bear with me."
-*bear roars*
-"Oh rats..."
-*rats chatter*

DK:
-"I should have been a farmer like my father wanted."
-"Lousy pay, constant danger."
-"Well... at least I get to hobnob with royalty."

Zeus:
-"If I didn't kick so much ass, I'd feel a tad awkward."
-"You wanna' get the Undead? I'll tell you how to get the Undead. One of their men pulls a knife, your man pulls a gun. They send your man to the hospital, you send their man to the morgue. That's how you get the Undead."

KotL:
-"You'd best stay clear of me, or I'll turn you into a mindless sheep."

Sniper:
-"This... is... my... BOOMSTICK!"
-"Guns don't kill people. I DO! HAHA!"
-"Don't shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me!"
-"I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and your wee doggy too!"

Lina:
-"Click me, baby, one more time."
-"For the end of the world spell, press Control, Alt, Delete."

Silencer:
-"I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecque."
-"Yeah, you'll get a nickel for boosting Starfall, but jacking Heal's a ten day stint in county. Now, lifting Faerie Fire, they just let you go for that, it's not even worth the paper work. But Reincarnate? Man, that'll get you life."

TB:
-"I see... absolutely nothing."
-"Wings, horns, hooves. What are we saying, is this Diablo?"
-"Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninny-Bong! It's a universal greeting."

AM:
-"Demon blood is thicker than... regular... blood."
-"Darkness called... But I was on the phone, so I missed it. I tried to star-69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled 'PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!', but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls."

Furion:
-"Feel natural! Nature's way!"
-"Free rides, for the ladies."

PotM:
-"My tiger was trained for war! He's GRRRRRREAT!"
-"Crouch tiger! I sense a hidden dragon."

Syllabear:
-"He wasn't Fuzzy, wuzz he?"
-"Quit clicking on my bear ass."

Enchantress:
-"You communicate by clicking on me, I communicate by doing what you say."
-"I'll attract the enemy with my human call.""I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!"

Rhasta:
-"I've lost my head! It was about, eh, yea-big. I was keeping it on my spear. If you find it let me know."
-"What do you mean what kinda' accent is dis? It's a TROLL accent. I swear jamaican' meh crazy."

Juggernaut:
-"Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper."
-"My blade can cut through armor, and still cut a tomato."

Warlock:
-"Raindrops keep keep falling on my head."

Spiritbreaker:
-"My hoof and your ass have an appointment."
-"Yes, the spirits are talking to me. *fart* Oh yes, they're coming in clearly. *fart* Now they're forming into a gaseous material.*fart* I can actually see them now. *fart* The spirits are very powerful today."

ES:
-"There's a lot at steak here."
-"Hey, what are these letters burned on my ass?"

Vol'jin:
-"It's a cook book! A cook book!"
-"Abuses will lead to banui-san""Yes, go ahead.""What the Iron Troll is doing right now is putting heads into a pot. They have to boil for twenty minutes, so the eyes can be used in the second dish, an Eye and Raspberry Sorbet!""Mmm, sounds good."

BH:
-"At my age, you see death everywhere. DEATH!"
-"I can fight just like a.. *snores*"
-"TO BATTLE! ... Hold my teeth."

Lich:
-"The Cult of the Damned! ... I need to print more brochures."
-"I always wanted to start my own religion... so I did!"
"Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion."
-*grumbles* "This... horn... thing... on my head is... killing me."
-"50,000 gold a year in child care and they call it a cult?!"

Sven/Lycan:
-"THE LEGION NEEDS... a better dental plan. These fangs are killing me."
-"DARKNESS... needs to get DSL. His line is always busy."

Balanar:
-"We're not a cult, so much as a maniacal group of fanatical, blade-wielding zealots."
-"I'll take a huge, juicy, bloody bite out of... what were we talking about?"
-*screams, stabbing, blood splattering* "And that concludes our demonstration... any questions?"

NA:
-"Humans check-in. They don't check-out."
-"And they say Blizzard games don't have bugs!"
-"I'm the fifth Beatle."

Nevermore:
-*phone rings* "Yes? Agh, for the last time. I'm a DREADlord, not a DRUGlord."
-"Dressed to kill. Bleh!"
-*phone rings* "Darkness! Hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number."
-"And then, after I overthrow this fool... Oh hello! I didn't know you were there!"

Lion:
-"I'm so poor, I don't even have calcium deposits."
-"I hear the Banshee's a real screamer."
-"All the ladies dig Rigor Mortis."
-"You are the weakest lich, GOODBYE!"

Pudge:
-"We come in peace...s."
-"Us dead sexy."
-"AHHH, fresh meat."

Necrolyte:
-"All I see is darkness... Oh my hood's down."
-"Would you like to know the secret to eternal happiness? Page 246."
-"Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny... And you get dental."

DP:
-"U-N-D-E-A-D, find out what it means to me."
-"I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! ... Call me."

Sand King:
-"Spider Sense... tingling."
-"Last week my top half was on the Discovery Channel." "And my bottom half was on Animal Planet."
-"I like chicks who are into bandage(bondage)."
-"I'm stuck on bandages 'cause bandages are stuck on me."

Naix:
-"No guts, no gory."

Razor:
-"Right click for hot undead action."

Pugna:
-"I'm having a mid-death crisis."
-"I ain't got noooo body."

Tinker:
-*DING* "Oh, my tinkerbell!"
-"Don't worry, she'll hold together. *clank clank* C'mon baby, hold together."
-"I got a rocket in my pocket."

Alchemist:
-"I said shake it not"*BOOM*
-"Go hold his finger." "Uh, that's not my finger."
-*clink* "Oh no what did I drop?" *sentimental music plays* "Oh yeah......" "Wait, what're you doin'? Oh no, not teh love potion!"