what if?!?

dejavu87

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what if from now on..pakistani movie directors started directing some of the famous video games like resident evil, devil may cry, metal gear solid e.t.c..can u guys think of any prominent changes?? :D
 

Chandoo

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solid snake " OOYE Abuses will lead to banA AJJ MAI TENNU NAHI CHADDA GAA !! TU NE MERI BEHEN DE DUPATTEY NU MATTI LAGAI AYE !! MARAN DE WAASTE TAYAAR HO JAA !!!"

*leaps twenty foot onto roof of the house and drop kicks enemy"
*insert weird punjabi film kick punch noise*
 

USUF

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hahahhhahaaa...good one....yaar the stupid directors cant make a generally good maovie and ur talking about games.lol
 

dejavu87

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@chandoo thats what i am talking about :D


the next gta probably made by director of pashto movies....

*main charachter blasts through wall...looks at villian*

*villian and his chamchas shoot a million bullets main character dodges them all*

*main character kills them all with a ak-47 which he did not bring with him upon blasting through wall...he happened to have it in his pocket*

*main character jumps very very very high in the sky and then shoots down the villian and goes near his body and says

"ma tata waley o che olamba "

english translation: i told u take a bath :D
 
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Desolator, you think very low of (o)ur country.

When I watch the safeguard series, i luv it... i take the bashing of the whole family since i literally occupy the tv with that one channel running.

Our country has a lot of potential. You shud watch some 3D indian movies. Looking at this safeguard adv-movie, if you even look at the 1st in the series ..its simply astonishing ... THATS THE 1ST real try and look at the result. I am really impressed by that team.

We just need more resources. Yeah sure, there are cons in everything but thats got aLOT to do with our resources. Besides that, i wudn't tolerate anything against Pakistan(is)
 
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USUF

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when i saw the safguard cartoon i hated our film makers even more...i mean just look at the animation thats been put into it...its not very accurate but still if they hire more people and put some more effort in it tthen maybe CG can come into pakistani films
 

A.Rafay

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CG in Pakistani films............. bro u r seriously out of ur mind

BTW i liked safeguard cartoon, the start is good
 

A.Rafay

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today's (cough) "special effects" are enough for pakistani films.

BTW i haven't seen a single pakistani film
 

USUF

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me netheir..i heard they were so lame years ago...do you see any advertisment for them??...i mean its only indian movies here..no pakistani
 

Crow

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When I watch the safeguard series, i luv it... i take the bashing of the whole family since i literally occupy the tv with that one channel running.

Our country has a lot of potential. You shud watch some 3D indian movies. Looking at this safeguard adv-movie, if you even look at the 1st in the series ..its simply astonishing ... THATS THE 1ST real try and look at the result. I am really impressed by that team.

We just need more resources. Yeah sure, there are cons in everything but thats got aLOT to do with our resources. Besides that, i wudn't tolerate anything against Pakistan(is)
I thought the first episode was a really good start. Not perfect, but really good. The second episode was plain awesome! They optimized the animation even better! But now...I can't stand it at all! They need a better script writer, because almost no one (including the hoard of cousins I have) watches it anymore.

They should hire me :D I have loads of ideas they could utilize. Maybe.
 

iNF3RN0

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Well if our directors start directing games then I don't know what they will come up with..

Max Payne in Syed Noor Style...

* Reema would be Max (shaan) first wife*
* murdered by a gang/drug loard Cheema*
* Saima comes into Max life...*
*Saime start seducing Shaan (max)*
* Shaan (max) got the crush on Saima*
* cheema kidnap Saima*
* Shaan fights the army of cheema and rescued saima*
* Ending Cut Scene: *censored* by the censor board of Pakistan*
 
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