I want to look sexy so girls can happily play with my banana. Pls recommend a good hair product. Should be hard enough to hold my hair in a messy sophistication. Should be hard. Just like my manhood.
Get Original by Blumaan if you can. Been using it since last year, its absolutely amazing. I use it as both a pre styler and post styler. Great hold as well. Use a hair dryer to style your hair and then put hair product in, otherwise you won't nearly get as much volume in your hair.
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Hair Spray the shit out of it. That'll make it nice and hard
I'd recommend Woody's Styling Gel or Elegance Triple Action Gel. Both of them are good when it's needed to hold my hair strong. But you should choose a gel or a wax according to your hair type. My hair is wavy and the products I mentioned are good for it but if you want to choose something suitable for yourself read this article: https://mystraightener.com/best-hair-gel-for-men-how-to-get-the-strongest-hold-and-ultimate-shine/
All the reviews of the best hair holding remedies are there.