You must have been defiled really badly.
You're the one who called doctors pedophiles and are afraid of going to one.
Must be your childhood trauma.
And you want me to explain your 'logic' again?
Okay.
You: hurr durr people who maintain good body hygiene fap all the time.
Me: Is that so? Then using
your logic, people who maintain oral hygiene are avid practitioners of fellatio.
You: hurr durr, you said oral.