XBOX It only does cocaine

HOTSHOT

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Driving around with mass quantities of illegal narcotics isn't exactly the smartest idea in the world, but if that's something you plan on doing you could learn a thing or two about what not to do from this tale about a man, the police and an Xbox.Upon being pulled over by the West Texas fuzz Carlos Valenzuela, 42, appeared visibly nervous and repeatedly looked at a bag in his Mercedes' passenger seat. After discovering a bundle of the devil's dandruff in the vehicle, the El Paso County Sheriffs' Office brought in a K-9 unit that promptly uncovered an additional two bricks of cocaine hidden inside an Xbox 360. In total close to four pounds of nose candy was recovered from inside the vehicle. Valenzuela was arrested, charged with manufacture or delivery of a controlled substance and placed on a $25,000 bond. In the end, the real tragedy in all of this was that yet another innocent game console has lost its life in the War on Drugs.
Source:- Destructiod
Oh now i see the use of this console since this is not getting bunch of exclusives like PS3
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Shary Bhallu TC

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I think that the easiest way to transport shit like this is to have surgery and implant it within the body inside silicon bags. But this was a decent move by the man. Good thing that he was careless with it cuz thats how the K9 smelled it.
 

OldMan

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I think that the easiest way to transport shit like this is to have surgery and implant it within the body inside silicon bags. But this was a decent move by the man. Good thing that he was careless with it cuz thats how the K9 smelled it.
xD

The K9 would still find it out. They have noses that smell even the tiniest bit of shit left on your underwear (just an example).
 

Shary Bhallu TC

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Yeah they have very high sense of smell, especially trained ones.

But if put inside silicon bags and then surgically implanted in the body, I don't think anyone would be able to detect it. Who knows maybe thousands of druggies do this and are not caught...
 

BumperJumper

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The smuggler was tired of not hearing about any exclusives for Xbox 360. He decided to trash his console and smuggle cocaine in it and from that cash, he was maybe planning to buy PS3 :lol:
 
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BumperJumper

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HMM, maybe i can do that WITH THE three useless 360'S lying in my home somewhere !
Or you can donate it to [MENTION=23390]Darth Major[/MENTION] so that he can bash the hell out of them with hammer and then post video on Youtube :p
 

K3yser

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waay back I read some news abt a Genesis Megadrive being returned to a dealer in dead state, claimed under warranty etc... turned out it was stuffed with rice packets, and the owner had walked away with a refund or something...

who says only us asians are creative crooks and smugglers? :p
 
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